So tonight I thought, "I bet I could bake cookies! Children can bake cookies, after all, and I am at least as competent as an eight-year-old." I asked the Internet for a recipe that didn't involve anything not presently in my cupboard.

It is important to note that the baking ingredients in my cupboard are not quite mine. They were left by badger5, who, ( Read more... )

A few days ago I made a poor decision regarding a package of tofu with a sell-by date of April 28, so last night I sought gastrointestinal redemption by tossing out a mutant half-onion and a few apples that had already been partially digested by fungi. Someday I will learn not to treat the fridge like a cryogenic chamber ( Read more... )